PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoo